584. Seventh years regulate a school-wide game of Assassin among the muggleborns. Every muggleborn receives name of a person whom they are to tag (through muggle means). With every successful tag, they assume the target of their victim but have to avoid being tagged by someone else. As the game requires the use muggle means, some have used nerf guns and enlisted pureblood and half-blood peers, creating mass mayhem between passing periods. The house of the winners enjoy year-long glory.
588. Pureblood students become creeped out by the number of muggleborn students just lying on the floor in the Great Hall repeatedly saying ‘okay’ and sobbing to the sky ceiling.
If someone were to bake 100 cookies, and poison only a single one, would you eat one? “But they’re not all going to kill you!” Chances are, you are still not gonna eat a cookie.
Don’t eat a cookie: HOW DARE YOU! NOT ALL COOKIES ARE POISONED!
Eat a cookie: WELL IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT! YOU CHOSE TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO EAT A COOKIE KNOWING THAT SOME OF THEM WERE POISONED!